GGUUUUUUYYYSSS! I wrote a book!
This book is my one-stop reference guide to help YOU become a safe and efficient nurse as fast as possible. It is comprised of my progression from nursing school to critical care with some tips, tricks, and shenanigans along the way. Some of my stories include..
The Man, the Student Nurse, and the Condom Catheter
Entrapment: Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner (click here for a SNEAK PEEK of this on ScrubsMag.com)
My First Code Blue
My First Bed Change
The Shift that Broke Me
I go over time management skills for both floor nursing and critical care. I talk about calling physicians, basic assessment skills, code blues for newbies, delegation, my nursing school ten commandments, and what I think it means to be a good nurse. I also talked about the time I got poop on my face. Yes. Poop on my face.
You can buy the ebook here and download the PDF. Woo hoo! It’s also going to be available on Amazon, iBooks, Barnes & Nobel, etc. soon if you want to wait and purchase there. It will be available there after a few days (it takes a bit to show up on their list). I’ll post when it’s up on those sites!
I will have print copies available by the end of the week as well, if you’d like to wait to order one of those.
Please note: I have taken some old blog posts, dusted them off, and enhanced them greatly. There are a few things in the book that have been on the blog before that have been improved. So, if you’re reading something and feel that it sounds familiar, it may be that you’ve read it before I worked a little more nursey magic on it.
My nursey guarantee: if you read this book within 30 days of purchase and find that it is not helpful or entertaining to you, please contact me via email for a refund (nurseeyeroll@gmail.com). One thing I do ask is that you let me know why you didn’t enjoy it so I can know how to improve for my next book. If you purchased this book from an online distributor, you’ll have to follow their return policy.
I do ask one thing.. please do not download this and distribute it to all of your buds that haven’t paid for it. I’ve been working on this blog + various social media platforms for over a year and other than some income from the few ads on my site and the occasional sponsored post, I don’t receive any income for the hours and hours I spend every week working on trying to produce relevant and useful content. The income from this book will enable me to spend more time to write for those of you walking through your nursey journey. If you have felt that my blog, social media platforms, and book have been helpful, please obtain your copy legally.
If you read my book.. write a review! I desperately want to know what you think. I want to know what sucked, what was awesome, what was missing, what need to be expanded on, etc. I plan on writing another book and need YOUR input! Amazon and Goodreads.com are great places for a review 
If you click on my Add to Cart button, it’ll take you to a page to download your copy!
This is a PDF – if you do not know how to upload a PDF to your device, please look that up online (Google is great!) or wait for the other versions to come out (print, Amazon, B&N, iBooks, etc).
You can use PayPal or any major credit card.
Also, I’m super proud of myself for figuring out how to put a shopping cart and an ebook on my website. This was very not easy!
After clicking “add to cart” you’ll be given instructions!
Keep in mind – this is for the PDF to allow you to download it on your e-reader. If you’re not sure how download a PDF/epub file and upload it to your device, I suggest purchasing it on Amazon.
Click here to buy a print version on Amazon!
Click here to check it out on Goodreads!
I will also have some special edition hard cover signed copies ready in approximately one month. Please email me (nurseeyeroll@gmail.com) if you are interested as soon as possible to be on the list when I order! Please include who you would like it made out to and where they are in their nursing journey, if applicable. Note: they will be more expensive than the paperback copies that are not signed!
Please contact me if you have any technical issues (nurseeyeroll@gmail.com).